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I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon.
Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child....
Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor." -announce
Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all the humans?" -Bende
Well, I give up. What's the catch?" -Fry "Oh, no catch.
Although we are, technically, in New Jersey." -Real estate age...
Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?" -Leela
Planet Express: our crew is replaceable, your package isn't." -Advertiseme
I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century.
Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?...

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