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Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela "Well, sure, but not in our dreams.
Only on TV and radio...and in magazines......
I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela
Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
Fry...
Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.
That's why they jazzed it up." -Leela "Boring?...
Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded.
The count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the infield blern rule is in effect....
I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
Bende...
This is Vergon 6." -Professor "Bah." -Amy It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.
Professo...
I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five." -Leela
I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of somethings in the something something system.
Fry...

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