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Eureka!" -Professor "Did you build the Smell-o-scope?
Fry "No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professo...
This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it....
I gotta be sure this isn't another scientific fraud like global warming or second-hand smoke.
Mayo...
But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks.
Professor "In theory, it cou...
Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr....
And Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well. Were it not for your twentieth century garbage-making skills, we'd all be buried under twentieth century garbage.
Mayo...
Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
What am I gonna do?" -Fry "We've got to get the emperor out of your body before they kill you.
Lightspeed briefs: style and comfort for the discriminating crotch." -announce

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