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Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe with this silver potato.
Leela: Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe. Project Sata
That's right. Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!...
Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.
Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you!
Fry: I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too....
C'mon guys. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.
..again." -Fry "I'm gonna drink 'till I reboot." -Bende...
Who was that guy?" -Fry "Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bende
Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your pornography ring.
Leela "In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg...
If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo." -Professo
Who would have though hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?
Leela "Actually..." - Fry...
Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
Professor "Why can't they go today?...

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