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Professor: Perhaps it's your outlook that need a good bend, a ninety degree bend to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment.
Zapp: There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond.
I speak, of course, of Karaoke....
Zapp: She's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro.
Zapp: You win again, gravity!
Zoidberg: Muy macho. Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
Bender: Oh... your... God.
Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
Zapp: The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised.
Regular Matter, Dark Matter, Wassa Matte
Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
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