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Fry: Nowadays people aren't interested in art that's not tattooed on fat guys.
Hermes: Dating your ex, Fry? Have you lost all self-respect? Fry: All what?
Fry: Things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive, but now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time.
Michelle: I can't find a vanishing cream that doesn't make me actually vanish.
Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
Michelle: You expect me to live in a tiny little hole?
Fry: It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher....
Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?
Michelle: When we get back to the hole we are going to have a long boring talk about our relationship.
Loew's Qaddafi's Mann's Grauman's Chinese Theate
Fry: Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham.
Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew....

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