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Janitor: Oh, marmalade!
Bender: He's a witch!
Amy: Worms? Ew, pukatronic!
Professor: Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry's worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like....
Professor: This is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement.
Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left....
Fry: Have you ever been in love? Worm Mayor: No, I thought I was once, but then I remembered our species reproduces with a cloud of spores.
Worm Mayor: One day you'll be eating a fast-food burger and BOOM, you'll be crawling with us again.
Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo....
Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake, we're not veterans....
Applied Cryogenics: It seems to work OK.
Bender: That probulator sure knows how to please a man.

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