Miscellaneous Collections

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Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
Robot priest: And so we commend Vladimir's remains to the earth
filings to filings, rust to rust....
Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table, quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyards adjacent.
......
Bender: Oh, Lord, I'm on the verge of a nervous melt-down.
Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.
Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
There's still too many things I don't own....
Leela: Well, goodnight. I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month and freeze them.
Fry: Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.
Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
Calculon: I was all of history's great acting robo
Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!...

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