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It was nice of you to let me reattach your arm." --Zoidbe
Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand...
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!" --Morbo
So.. humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed.
Mwahwahahahaha!" --Morbo...
Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!" --Zoidberg
Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
"You can't *own* property, man!" "I can! That's because I'm not a penniless hippie!...
The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
*BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?" --Leela
Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me.
Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.

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