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I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of.
Fry...
Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
That's one small step for Fry..." -Fry "...and one giant line for admission." -stranger in line
C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotors.
..." -Bende...
I'm gonna go build my own theme park... with blackjack and hookers!
In fact, forget the park!" -Bende...
Trespassers, eh?" -farmer "No, sir. We're amusement park patrons.
Fry "Oooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked....
I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut.
I just didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a l...
Please select mode of death: quick and painless or slow and horrible.
"Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call." -Fry "You have selected slow and horrible....
Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
Bende...
Good lord. What is this?" -Fry "It's the decaying ruins of old New York.
Welcome home, pal!" -Bende...

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