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Bender: "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all humans.
Dr. Zoidberg: "Okay, so you're nonchalant, stop rubbing our noses in it.
Bender: "Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Al Gore to Fry: "You fool! You foolish fool!
Hermes to Bender: "What did you get her, you mushy gizmo?
Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time.
Mom's son: "Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.
Professor: "The thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet" Fry
Professor, please, the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with Mom....
Fan: "Aha ha, fan beats man.
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