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Hermes: "Up yours, Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams things.
Bender: "Is he dumb or just ugly?
Professor: "If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of loop.
Professor: "Oh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth.
Cubert: "Robots are very good at keeping secrets." Bende
No, we're not, you little bed-wetter. Oops, I'm sorry....
Leela: "There it is, the near-death star.
Cubert: "Why do I have to be the hump?" Fry: "'Cause you're too ugly to be a wart.
Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines." Fry
Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix it!...
Professor: "Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log onto AOL, and it just went through.
Whee! We're online....
Fry: "Well, thanks to the internet I'm now bored with sex.
Is ther a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?...

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