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Fry: "You know what I like best about you, Umbrielle?
You find me fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer....
Hermes: "The poor demented honky.
Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation device.
Fry: "Hey, you guys, the most amazing thing happened, it's two-for-one Tuesday at Krispy Kreme!
Plus there's mermaids....
Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen." Professor Farnsworth
Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases....
Amy: "What about Umbrielle?" Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her.
Amy: "Trouble in bed....
Hermes: "Hail, Atlanta.
Professor: "Good news, everyone, the university is bringing me up on disclipinary charges.
Wait, that's not good news at all....
Dr. Zoidberg: "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?

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