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Computer: "Leela, you've got mail. It's not spam!
Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?" Alcaza
Ow. Of course I'm real." Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun....
Alcazar: "I hope you don't think less of me because I live in a giant castle.
Leela: "He's crude and gross and he treats me like a slave." Fry: "Then dump his one-eyed ass.
Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....
Leela: "If you could change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash." Leela: "You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
Bender: "I meant ass whiplash....
Dr. Zoidberg: "It funny because it's poisonous." Fry: "Yeah, keep laughing, brine shrimp.
Fry: "I'm not prejudiced." Bender: "Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.

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