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Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD....
Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.
Did you hear about the new vitamin made from chicken blood, it makes men cocky and women lay better.
Did you hear about the newfie catastrophe, an outhouse burnt down and left forty homeless.
Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend 'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber yard for a draft board.

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