Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt was rectum trouble.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his little dream boat out in the fog and mist.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low, so he got his face slapped.
Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum because they don't know the words.
Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought nipples were Japanese children.
Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again.

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