Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend because he couldn't remember where he had laid her.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he could see how it ran.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in the john, so he would know what end to wipe.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her husband was out shooting crap, and she didn't know how to cook it.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons, trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan was something to put under the bed.
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom was a place to neck.

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