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Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for Lent -- except on Palm Sunday.
Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
Did you hear about the man who never worried about his marriage until he moved from New York to California and discovered that he still had the same milkman.
Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the nymphomaniac.
it was nip and f--k all the way....
Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other....
Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.

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