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Rude

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Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated two of his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of both whirlers.
Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job.
Did you hear about the hurricane that recently struck Fire Island -- Hurricane Bruce.
Did you hear about the imaginative California nun who claimed that her pregnancy was San Andreas' fault.
Did you hear about the ingenious doctor that prescribed sex for insomnia.
His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake....
Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.
Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.
Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or tail.
Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.

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