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Marge: So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.
Bart: Been there, done that. Lisa: I hope it's a girl....
Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way...
Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves. Patty: Oh, if he found ou...
Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
Everyone: Surprise! Baby shower. Marge: Baby shower?
You _know_ I haven't told Homer yet, and he'll be home any minute....
Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise....
Lisa: Mom, make Dad tell the story right! Marge: That's what really happened.
Lisa: Oh......
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....

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