The Simpsons

Skinner: I'm going to punish you for this, Bart -- and it won't just be a simple caning this time.
Because you have impeded science, you must now _aid_ science. Yes...starting tomo...
DJ: Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there _is_ no news yet.
Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds....
Skinner: Ah, there's nothing more exciting than science.
You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention....
Bart: Who names these things [the constellations] anyway?
Skinner: Whoever discovers them. I've been hoping I could find something that would be named after me....
Skinner: Now, this morning we're going to be mapping a small square of sky that's thought to be empty.
It's my hope that it's not. Bart: So what am I supposed to do exactly? Skinner: Ju...
Skinner: My stars! Give me the phone. [dials 325-6753] Woma
[at observatory] Check out 6-19-14-59....
Skinner: It's coming pretty close to the ground, maybe I can catch it.
Don't touch the telescope, Bart. A slight change in elevation can destroy a whole morning's work....
Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
} Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
Ham: Won't you join us, Bart? Bart: [looks around] Uh.
..I guess so. Database...
Database: Perhaps some night you could show us your comet.
Bart: [pointing] There it is right there. Database...

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