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Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone] [looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency? What i...
Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
[hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary for International Protocol...
Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Austral...
Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter....
Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
[makes noises and faces at him] [gets punched in the face] Ow!...
Homer: Oh, yeah, this is the life! Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?
Bart: I'm way ahead of you, Dad. Conover: [walking in] Kno-ock! Simpsons, I'd like you...
Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
Marge: "Australia was originally founded as a settlement for British convicts"!
Oh, Lisa, watch your camera. [Lisa turns around to see a group of people reaching for i...

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