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Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! ...
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check out the East Side.
Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search....
Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you.
[hands him a mirror] Krusty: Aah! I lo...
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so?...
Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown.
I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?...
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio. Homer: [sadly] Krusty the Klown....
Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
[bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of ca...
Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....
Bart: Go, toothpaste, go! Move your pasty white butt.
Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both swirl down the sink, shampoo first] Yay!...

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