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Abe: Sounds like the doomsday whistle! Ain't been blown for nigh onto three years.
Jasper: Tsk, tsk, tsk...trouble abrewing. -- The air raid siren blows, "Bart's Come...
Quimby: Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld.
..field. [everyone claps politely] First of all, yes, there is a...
Quimby: Now, here's what we think the impact might look like.
Show them, Jerry....
Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work? Homer: Well, then I have a backup plan.
See?...
Lisa: It blew up the bridge! We're doomed. Home
It's times like this I wish I were a religious man....
Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some.
..[checks watch] six hours to live. So...
Kent: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report.
It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay. ...
Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter....

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