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Lisa: Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern hemisphere.
Bart: What the hell is the "Southern hemisphere"? Lisa...
Bart: Hello, Southern hemisphere? Which way does the water go in your toilet?
Man 1: [sighs] Just a minute, I'll check. [walks into bathroom...
Aide: Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
Bart: [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?...
Bart: I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere.
[tries another number] [a phone rings in a car in a foreign country] Adolf...
Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...
Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember. Home...
Bruno: Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?
Tobias: It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Spri...
Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please. Bruno...
Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
[yells out window] Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you....

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