The Simpsons

Woman: Yes? Are you a new applicant? Homer: Actually, I quit and I came to get my job back.
Woman: Through there. [points to a doggy door] [Homer crawls through, into Mr....
Homer: Thanks for giving me my old job back. Bu
I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague....
Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
} Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
Homer: A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl.
Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world....
in the present] Lisa: So you loved her right from the start!
Homer: [tickling Maggie and giggling] Absolutely. Ba...
Skinner: And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science week ever, our grand finale
he launching of a weather balloon! Children: Yay! Bart: Go, weather balloon!...
Bart: I don't think I really captured the eyes. Milhouse
Bart, if you have a failing, it's that you're always demanding perfection -- _if_ you have a failing....
Skinner: [ominous] Destroy that balloon. Willy: Aye.
[cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky] [two fighter planes fly overhead] Pilot 1...
Skinner: Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented helium!
Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen. Now to find out who did this....

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