The Simpsons

Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race -- Krusty
Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on the big opera tonight?...
Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
Krusty: No can do. [lights a cigarette with an original Superman comic] Bill...
Bill: At this rate you'll be broke in a month. The only thing left to do is.
..open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys....
Homer: [gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day!
[a car-carrying truck stops behind him] [a bunch of cars drive onto it accidentally] Drive...
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
I'm going to clown college! [leaves] Ba...
Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.
} Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!} Home...
Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out.
Tell me where you're from. Man 1: Georgia. Texan 1: Texas. Texan 2: Uh, Brooklyn. Man 2...
Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants.
Baggy! Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my lif...
Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off, but if you blow it, you'll look like a fool....

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