The Simpsons

Marge: [checks her watch] One more hour. Homer: An hour?
I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?...
Homer: I can't get the -- [struggles] -- I can't get the door closed.
Somebody's going to have to get out. Lisa...
Krusty: OK, OK, let's figure out who should stay. The world of the future will need laughter, so I'm in.
Moe: And they'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i.e., me, and someone...
Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! [whispered to Rod & Todd] I'm terribly story....
Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is....
Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone....
Ned: [singing] When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" Here's what she said to me...
Bart: Cool. [picks up what's left of the comet] Lisa
We're saved! Everyone: Yay! Selma: Sure makes you appreciate the preciousness of life....
Lisa: I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet.
Bart: But what's really amazing, is that this is _exactly_ what Dad sa...
Lisa: When Krusty wants to, he can still blow 'em away.
Bart: Yes. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle and make it funny....

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