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Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each.
But get a cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room!...
Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. Lisa
If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you....
Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, ge...
Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
..and... put that in there, and you...ah!...
Lenny: Hey: nice threads. Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube! Carl: Boy, you're really running you...
Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I've leaving the clowning busi...
Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price...
Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint. [...

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