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Homer: Hey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, Sir, the closest vessel in the USS Walter Mondale....
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius!...
Broker: Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred time
you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Hallowe'en!...
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
Marge appears in the dream, then awakens Homer] Marge
Homer! Homer, wake up! There's still a few minutes till our usual bedtime....
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding -- Milhouse
It is a gorgeously fabulous day...
Skinner: [over PA] Attention, students.
Milhouse: Do you hear that, Bart? That was the tardy bell.
Truant! Truant! Truant, they'll all say!...

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