The Simpsons

Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly] Ma
You call that a knife? _This_ is a knife. Ba...
Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
[kisses Bart] Lisa...
Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
Man 1: I'll stop them! [throws a boomerang which skims Bart's hair] Oh, no!
It's coming back this way! Man 2: That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us....
Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?
Well I want the didgeridoo. [plays it] Marge...
Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting. Everyone: What?! Ward: The Prime Minister ju...
Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....
Marge: I'm glad you're OK, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt. -- In the aftermath of...

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