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Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....
Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here? Home
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...
Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab...
Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'? Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job....
Skinner: You're going to have to work hard to win this crowd over.
Most of them are here as part of detention....
Lisa: That spiky-haired masked dancer is really something.
I wonder who he is? Jimbo: He's graceful, yet masculine....
Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson....
Jimbo: {[weeping] I haven't been moved like this since "The Joy Luck Club".
} [Bart does a final leap; everyone oohs] Ba...

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