The Simpsons

Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...
Marge: [walking up] So, Homer, how'd you do? Home
[glum] Well, I... Super: Ladies, please don't tell me you're smoking in a government building....
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Ned: Zounds, I did thee mightily smitily!
Doris: Yon meat, 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
Homer: Can I have some? Doris: Mine ears are only open to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English....
Homer: Oh, I've eaten eight different meats. I am a true renaissance man!
[takes a huge bite] Lisa: I'll go to the first aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump....
Lisa walks up] Wiggum: Alight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore.

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