The Simpsons

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Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Bart: Oh, no, it's PE signup day! Lisa: How could you forget?
They had signs posted all over the library....
Skinner: Heh heh, there's only one class left, but it happens to be the coolest one of all.
Bart: Ballet? Dancing is for girls. Skinner: Well, you should have gotten here earlier....
Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good....
Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
Selma: We'll take care of you. Pa...
Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
Lenny: Quitting time! Carl: Let's go, Homer. On the way home, we're stopping at Moe's for a Zima.
Homer: Er, maybe I'll just stay and work overtime. My sisters-in-law are at my house...
Teacher: Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? Bart: I don't like wearing tights, ma'am.
Teacher: But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example, and....

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