The Simpsons

Woman: I've been waiting for you, Lisa. Lisa: [gasps] How did you know my name?
Woman: Your nametag. ["Hi, I'm Lady Lisa"] Would you like to know your future?...
Woman: Now we'll see what the future holds. [turns over a card from what looks like a Tarot deck] Lisa
[gulps] The "Death" card? Woman: No, that's good: it means transition, change. Lisa: [...
Woman: They seem to be revealing the story of your first love.
Do you want me to continue? Lisa: [gulps] Guess so....
Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by Thompson.
Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by......
Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it, too.
Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa: I read at a 78th grade level....
Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
Lisa: Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield. Mrs. P
Thank you, Lisa. They were made for the finest family in Britain....
Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be....
Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Bart: [on phone] Hi Mom! Oh, that's great news about Lisa.
Well, listen, I better get back to work. [hangs up] Heh heh, they're finally paying me for this!...

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