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Bart: Oh, Lisa! There's a little present for you lying in the driveway!
Lisa: [running out] Oh, really?...
Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...
Bart: Hey, boy. How are you doing? [SLH growls at him] Man, what's gotten into you?
Bart runs into the Kwik-E-Mart door] Bart: [face scrunched against the glass] Stupid automatic door!
[Rod and Todd walk up; the door opens] Together: Thank you, door! [Ba...
Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking.
Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"? Barney...
Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
[Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....
Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug.
Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge...
Marge: [looking at the walls] An alligator with sunglasses?
Hah! Now I've seen everything. Moe: Hiya, folks....

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