The Simpsons

Skinner: Good morning class. A certain...agitator.
..for privacy's sake let's call her...Lisa S....
Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecracke...
Troy: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Jimmy: Ohhh! Troy: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy....
Troy: Gettin hungry Jimmy? Jimmy: Uhh, Mr. McClure?
I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat....
Lisa: They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe.
Skinner: Now as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, please help yourself to this tripe....
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!...
Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat!
I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. [Crowd murmurs....
Hibbert: Aaah. Diagnosis -- delicious. Homer: I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
Wiggum: Uuuh, Homer? Bring me another one of those...uuh. burgers would ya? I...
Homer: Okay everybody! It's the moment you've all been waiting for!
The piggs de resistance! [Uncovers a rotissory pig with an apple in its mouth....
Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water....

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