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Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could [weakly] die!
Abe: Ehh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep] -- Touche, "Treehouse of Horror VI...
Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....
Bart: Hey, Lawn Boy! You missed a spot! [motions to sandbox] Willy
When I'm done with you, they'll have to do a compost-mortem!...
Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dream
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl!...
Bart: Help, Lisa! Help! Lisa: [running toward the sandbox] Bart, you're in trouble!
Wake up! Bart: Wait a minute...if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!...
Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
[a bus pull...
Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the closet....
Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second! Home
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before....
Homer: I'll take my chances in the mystery wall! [goes into it] [steps out into 3D land, looks around] [thinking] Oh, glory of glories.
Oh heavenly testament to the ete...
Homer: I don't want to alarm you, Marge, but I seem to be trapped in here.
Marge: Hmm. I better call Ned. He has a ladder! [in 3D land] Home...

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