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Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going? Home
OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!...
Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?...
Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St....
Marge: So what was it like at the Flanders' house? Home
Yeah, gimme all the dirt. Lisa: Let's see. Dirt....
Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
So repeat after me...
Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off]...
Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
[motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....
Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers!...
Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more....

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