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Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them! Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again?...
Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
Worm: Leeesaaaa, Whaaat did I ever do to yoooooou? Lisa
Why does it talk like a lamb? -- Lamb, worm...they kind of rhyme, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
Lisa: Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can dissect an animal.
I think it's wrong. Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection....
Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative....
Skinner: Oh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day.
The students are overstimulated. Willie!...
Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. [Moves toward ...
Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!...

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