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Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
Grampa: [Whiny] Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa
Are we there yet? Homer: No. Grampa: Are we there yet?...
Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba...
Homer: That was good, but not great.
-- Homer reacts to the wolf blowing the pigs' house down, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
Father Bear: {Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. } Mother Bea
{[Distorted due to technical problems]} Baby Bea...
Homer: Come on, eat the can! Come on! Marge: You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there.
-- Homer tests the appetite of a goat, "Lisa the Vegetaria...
Lisa: Ooohh, you are SO cute, yes you are you are I just LOVE you.
Marge: [Laughs] See. It was a good idea to come here after all....
Mother Goose: Attention familes. This is Mother Goose.
The following cars have been broken into....
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
Homer: This barbeque will be hard, thankless work. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge.
Marge...

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