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Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful] Uh oh!...
Lisa: How are the southwestern pizza fingers? Moe
They're, um...[reads] "awesomely outrageous". Marge...
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
[a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
Moe: [sighs] Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
Child: Unky Moe? Moe: [trying hard for control] Whaaat.
..is it, sweetheart? Child: My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt!...
Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
Grandma: A caller at this hour? [to Mr. VH] You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
[opens the door] [TM] Bart: [sees Milhouse, sighs with relief] Milhouse, please. Milhouse: B...
Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper. Owner: Oh, so you're Ba...

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