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Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back. Home
Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize this second!...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Sheri/Terri: Look at Missus Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce.
[Giggles.] Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you....
Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
Lisa: Ohhh, Apu! It's beautiful! Apu: Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world.
Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. [Points out the drive-i...
Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa, before you go....
Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....

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