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Lisa: I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did.
I'm sorry I messed up your barbeque. Home...
Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a ...
Announcer: Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.
Scientists are recommending that necessary precau...
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city.
Perhaps it's part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new produc...
Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough. Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster.
That was the captain of the high school basketball team....
Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh. [sees that it's Lard Lad] Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um....
Lisa: If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
Man: Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, p...
Lisa: Hey, Springfield! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of.
..Monster-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!...
Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead. Ba
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone turns and gasps] [Lard Lad tempts Homer with the giant donut] Home...

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