The Simpsons

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Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here.
[scratches and looks around] Well, better make the most of it. [burps] ...
Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
.. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink
Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -- [fires his gun six times through the wall] Take that, you lousy dimension!
[the bullets fly toward Homer, but spi...
Abe: [wearing a diving suit] I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
Frink: No, pops, it's too risky! For all we know, there could be cubes in there the siz...
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Smithers: Come on Simpson, open up! We know you're in there.
[The goons break the door open.] [looking under stalls] Mmm....
Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
[Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.] Carl...
Homer: [struggling to complete a pushup] Two! Lenny
Actually Homer, that's just one. See, each pushup includes both an up part and a down part....
Burns: Yes? Homer: [pause] Hello. Burns: May I help you?
Homer: Uh...could you give me a little push in the opposite direction?...

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