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Kodos: Here comes something! Kang: Remember the story
we're newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. [the donut rolls by as Kang smiles] Oh, Shazbot....
Kent: Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town!
Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee. [SLH does so] Good catch, boy!
SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks, Bart....
Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God! B...
Edna: Remember, class: the worse you do on this standardized test, the more funding the school gets.
So don't knock yourselves out. You have three hours to -- Martin: [joyous] Finishe...
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
[spots a blackboard wi...
Skinner: Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see.
[Lunch Lady Doris starts wheeling out the trolley] [the sheet, stuck under Skinner's foot, comes off] Childre...
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month.
We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased. Ho...
Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...

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