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Marge: [getting thrown on top of Homer] Whoa! Home
Oh! Hello, honey. Marge: Hi. Erm, there's something I've been meaning to ask you....
Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work terminal
it will allow our safety inspector here to perform his duties from home....
Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.
Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine colu...
Arnie: Arnie Pie in the sky with the morning commute.
Traffic this morning is as bad as it gets....
Homer: [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]....
Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then? Lisa: [drolly] I...
Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...

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