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Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no. "Lumber lung".
..no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky pelvis"....
Pig: You can do it, old boy! Homer: Yes I can! [Runs up mountain, then turns and runs back to pig and takes a bite of his arm.
] Pig: Yes...that's the spirit! -- Homer climbs the me...
Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody! Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself....
Homer: Oh, it's a dream come true, boy. I can -- nay I must -- eat everything I've always wanted.
Now come on, every second I'm out of bed I'm burning precious calories. Now get grabb...
Homer: [stuffing himself] Ahhh! Bart: Eat around the banana, Dad.
It's just empty vitamins. -- The secret to eating a banana split, "King-Size Home...
Homer: [whines] Ohh...225! That means I lost weight!
Bart: Ahem...Homer, you're, uh, on the towel rack....
Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a vigorous young go-getter.
When's your next coffee break? Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want...[growls] [They gig...
Flanders: [moaning] Ohh... Homer: Hey, Flanders.
Bad day at the rat races? Flanders: Yeah, a crazy guy shot a bunch of people and the subway ran over my hat....

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