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Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
[frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...
Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some ...
Burns: Workers, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists! [The crowd obeys....
Homer: Get away, damn it! Run for your lives! Worker #1
I'll take a rocket pop! Worker #2: What can I get for thirty cents!...
Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck.] Lisa: I think it's ironic...
Burns: One...ONE....ONE! [Homer struggles to do one situp.
] Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!...
Burns: Here's your caption, boys: "Local hero shuns spotlight and pitches in!
Smithers: What an angle!...
Carl: Hey, where's Homer? How'd he get out of this?
Homer: [from the top of a cliff] Hey, everybody!...
Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....

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