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Homer: {[excited] The mail, the mail is here! [Reading.
] Oooh, an urgent plea from Edward James Olmos....
his hat tumble-dries to a stop]} Homer: {[putting it on] Mmm, I _can_ feel three kinds of softness.
} Lisa: {Dad, what are you doing down there?} Homer: {Washing my fat guy hat, honey.} -- I did...
Announcer: We now return to "Search for the Son". Woma
According to Daddy's will, _I_ inherit the entire plantation....
Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again? Ba
He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's he doing with that broom?...
Bart: Hey, Homer, you promised Mom you wouldn't wear your dress outside.
Homer: Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies. Lisa...
Homer: One for "Honk", please. Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute.
I have to check with the manager. [to manager] That overweight guy wants to see the movie....
Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garb...
Homer: "Explosion imminent?" [scrolls back through text, sees gas wasn't vented] Oh my God!
The plant's going to explode! [shot of Lenny and Carl walking past the rumbling tank...
Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?
"Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird!...
Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...

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